Brat Kavanaugh ...

... threw a tantrum at a hearing today before the Senate Judiciary Committee as he responded to allegations that he had sexually assaulted Christine Blasey Ford.

Sometimes he was asked HARD questions ...

... and sometimes he even saw a DEMOCRAT! 

Poor little Brattie thinks the evil Clintons are trying to sic his former victims on him. And that stuff in his high school yearbook about "ralphing" and the "100 Kegs Club" and being a "Renate alumnius" is irrelevant because he came first in his class twice in high school and he also played on the football team. And how dare any nasty senator ask him to request an FBI investigation?! People who went to Georgetown Prep just don't get investigated. As he explained to them almost politely, if they have any questions, they should just ask him. And of course he shouldn't have to take a polygraph test because they've become unreliable since he advocated for their use in 2016. And, no, nobody should ever question Mark Judge ever, OK!!!??? Was he the "Bart O' Kavanaugh" who puked in the back of someone's car? Well, he has a weak stomach, and he pukes when he eats spaghetti. And how dare Amy Klobuchar ask him if he's ever been blackout drunk. What if she's been blackout drunk herself? Q.E.Effin'.D, dude! And the person who said he would get incoherently drunk and was belligerent and aggressive while in that state, well, haha, that was just a college roommate who once had a dispute with someone else. And, no, the fact that he's incoherent, belligerent, and aggressive when he's sober doesn't mean anything, and anyone who says otherwise is just a big, fat, stinky, partisan butthead who shouldn't be allowed!